People for the Ethical Treatment of Yeast (PETY)

April 27th, 2008 by Justin Ball

The next time you take a bite out of that yummy loaf of bread consider where it came from. Sure, cutting down all that nasty wheat is harmless enough. After all it's just a stupid plant. It doesn't have feelings. However, consider the condition of yeast.

Here is how yeast is brought to market:

How would you like to live in those conditions?

After that kind of treatment being introduced into a warm, nutrient rich environment like this:
Bread Dough
I am sure feels like heaven.

but next comes this:
Bread Oven
at 450 degrees. I can hear the shriek of millions of individual yeasts shrieking out in terror like Joan of Arc as they face their final moments in a fiery furness.

So next time you eat this:
Bread
Just think of the millions of dead bodies sacrificed so you can have light and fluffy bread.

It's time to be PETY.

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  • 1 Trent Apr 28, 2008 at 9:00 am

    “The next time you take a bike” <— you have bike on the brain my friend

  • 2 Justin Ball Apr 28, 2008 at 11:01 am

    Ok so yes I have bike on the brain and my fingers type that automatically. I changed it -> bike to bite.

  • 3 Kristy Apr 28, 2008 at 2:08 pm

    OMG!!! Not sure what to think about this………..but It made me laugh!!!