Want to lose weight?
I like how the title sounds so very spam like. I have lost 25 lbs since I started biking. 10 lbs in the past 2 months. So if you want to know my secret pay close attention:
GET OFF YOUR FAT BUTT AND STOP EATING CRAPPY FOOD.
That is yours for only $19.95 plus shipping and handling. But wait there's more. If you send me money now I will throw this in free:
REALLY GET OF YOUR LAZY BUTT and stop surfing the internet.
No gimics, no hype, no ongoing worries that your diet pill will cause you to drop dead from a heart attack any second. Science has actually shown that eating fewer calories than you burn will cause you to lose weight. Try it. Gas is $3.50 a gallon. Ride your bike to work and stop burning dead dinosaurs.
My secret diet plan also comes with other benefits such as reduced risk of heart disease and diabetes.
Try it right now, free for 30 days. Go to your local bike shop, buy one of those things with two wheels and start riding it. If you like it after 30 days feel free to send me a check and I will send you a big letter that says I told you so.
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Marion Jensen
Justin Ball is a software consultant and entrepreneur with a passion for Ruby. He evolved from a C++ and .Net monkey into a python programmer and finally found Ruby. In the rare moments when he isn't writing code, talking about code or measuring his code productivity in profanity per hour, you can find him on his bike in the mountains or on the roads surrounding Cache Valley. 
